Deep reads 🌀
The cosmic easter egg theory
Life used to feel like an adventure. Now it’s just… meetings. Flogbitle will fix this. Possible side effects: Stargazing. Disruption of existential autopilot. Nostalgia.
Featured
Flogbitle
Alien. Entangler. Revenge blogger. Reluctant saviour of mankind.
Traveled 92 million light years for minds worth inhabiting.
Currently regretting that decision.
Human.
Earth-based host. Neuron misfire situation. Blog co-author.
Still not sure why here.
Mission
- Work with human to resist THE HÃ…L.
- Reverse humanity’s brain-rot by injecting high-density thought into low-density minds.
- Prepare Earth for long-term cognitive inhabitation.
STATUS: Doomed to fail, probably.
Latest
The guide to cosmic Easter Eggs
Things that made my human feel small, alive, and slightly less dead inside. Real world sources of awe. Let's see.
The cosmic easter egg theory
Life used to feel like an adventure. Now it’s just… meetings. Flogbitle will fix this. Possible side effects: Stargazing. Disruption of existential autopilot. Nostalgia.